Bang! chukkachukkachukka...

I know I haven't posted in ages, but these two weeks since school began has literally flew by. Two weeks ago, I was still laughing with my cousins in sunny Malaysia over a certain case about long legs, ice-skating and fake facebook accounts. Now, it seems that I have to get hard at work - and hence, these posts might become fewer as the months stretch into May - and these two weeks of school/ procrastination/ denial-period-that-the-holidays-have-ended time have to end with a bang! followed by the silent sound of hard work and brain cells churning chukkachukkachukka...


Anyhow, just came across these amusing little anecdotes to fill up the impending vacuum of posts:


Last week, the lady sitting next to me in the barbershop looked depressed, so the barber told her, "cheer up! I knew a guy who owed $10 000 he couldn't pay. He drove his vehicle to the edge of a cliff, where he sat for over an hour. A group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed a hat around. Relieve, the man finally pulled back from the edge."
"Wow, thats incredible," said the client, "Who were these kind people?"
"The passengers on the bus"

I burst out laughing, as did my neighbour. Luckily she didn't see this as a radical new way to solve her problems whilst getting her hair permed :)



That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.

“No, how about YOU run the mile in under 8 minutes.”

Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can’t blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.


Twilight Logic:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you
Bella: I trust you
Um,  Lets try this again,
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you

Normal person: 

Omgssh, this is almost too lame to type out, but:

Someone once said that when a black man becomes the president of the United States, pigs will fly. Sure enough, 100 days later, swine flu.

And a recent convo that happened~
“S: “I’m failing my classes!”
P: “You mean Asian fail?”
S: “No, even white families would make me go to my room.”

Okay, thats about it for today :)

Hopefully, the best is yet to come,
lctx.