Snippets from magazines

Now that mocks are finally over and done with, I've recently had time to clear out my magazine drawer that was beginning to look like a hoarder's nest. Among the many treasures and articles, there were a few sparkly snippets that taught me much more than the hard-core revision I've been doing (or not!!!)

Did you know, for example that a new study revealed that one out of every five people snores? In a separate study, right after that article, scientists found that four out of five people suffer from insomnia.

And a really meaningful one:
Why are coins made out of metal?
Because change is so hard.

Susan was desperate for a few days off from work, but she knew that her boss wouldn't let her take a vacation. So she got a crazzzzzy idea. She hung upside down on the ceiling until the big guy noticed and asked her what she was doing. "I'm a lightbulb," she told him.
"You are clearly stressed-out," said the boss, looking concerned. "Go home and take it easy for a couple of days." Susan jumped down and headed for the door. Her co-worker Janice seized the opportunity and followed Susan.
"Where do you think you're going?" the boss hollered after her.
:I'm going home too," Janice said. "I can't work in the dark."









Um, WUT?
lctx.